{"id":2,"date":"2014-06-25T20:29:15","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T02:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2014-07-24T00:59:36","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T06:59:36","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"Schetch Sketches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/schetch.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-314 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/schetch.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever had to describe yourself to total strangers in a way that will make them excited to see what you have to offer them without sounding like a used car salesman, especially to those who don&#8217;t\u00a0<em>really<\/em> care to know?<\/p>\n<p>All the time, you say?<\/p>\n<p>Dang. So I live in Utah, I&#8217;m a compulsive doodler (have been since childhood;\u00a0my first grade teacher told my dad, &#8220;It takes him ten seconds to do the math problem and ten minutes to do the drawing.&#8221;), and I really dig Spider-Man, Star Trek, and classic VWs.<\/p>\n<p>My children are awesome. My wife is moreso.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah. Posts making fun of the dude with no left hand are self portraits, so you really don&#8217;t need to leap to anyone&#8217;s lopsided rescue. So, hey, yeah! There&#8217;s a recurring character, I guess: me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever had to describe yourself to total strangers in a way that will make them excited to see what you have to offer them without sounding like a used car salesman, especially to those who don&#8217;t\u00a0really care to[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/?page_id=2\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-schetch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":315,"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/schetch.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}