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Dear Taco Bell;
As a grown man born with one functioning hand, I like to think of myself as a fairly accomplished one-handed eater, and I thought you should know that advertising your CrunchWrap® as a “one-handed meal” is not really accurate. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy a CrunchWrap® as much as the next guy. It’s just that I think I could make a smaller mess with a dozen crack-addled weasels.