Have you ever had to describe yourself to total strangers in a way that will make them excited to see what you have to offer them without sounding like a used car salesman, especially to those who don’t really care to know?

All the time, you say?

Dang. So I live in Utah, I’m a compulsive doodler (have been since childhood; my first grade teacher told my dad, “It takes him ten seconds to do the math problem and ten minutes to do the drawing.”), and I really dig Spider-Man, Star Trek, and classic VWs.

My children are awesome. My wife is moreso.

Oh, yeah. Posts making fun of the dude with no left hand are self portraits, so you really don’t need to leap to anyone’s lopsided rescue. So, hey, yeah! There’s a recurring character, I guess: me.