↓ TranscriptWouldn't it be safer just to beam from one planet to another?
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↓ TranscriptAirbags?? You're lucky it's got seat belts!
↓ TranscriptYou Might Be A Volks Nut #20: If you've ever conserved wiper fluid because you're pretty sure you're going to need the spare tire before the trip is over…
↓ TranscriptI, Ensign Ricky, being of sound mind and having been issued a red uniform, do hereby record my last will and testament…
↓ TranscriptI love big trucks with lots of chrome on their grill. I use them at stop lights to check my turn signals.
↓ TranscriptYou don't understand! My legs are replaceable! That hood was original German!
↓ TranscriptA hippie bus was trying to pass me. What difference does it make how fast I was going?
In case you missed it, a man with a current, valid California driver’s license and a perfect driving record spanning forty years was denied a license renewal in Wisconsin last week because he doesn’t have hands. Over on LivingOneHanded.com, Ryan pointed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Still More Warning Signs
Jan06
↓ TranscriptYou Might Be A Volks Nut #22: If your cologne can best be described as "Eau de Petrol."